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How To Tell If S/he's Interested
Six Signs You might Not Want to Go to Date Number Two
- He tells you he hates germs and sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber like
Michael Jackson.
- Sucking peas in you nostrils didn't go over too well, especially after
they fell out with boogers on them.
- When you twisted your spaghetti on your fork, it spritzed all over her
white see-through blouse
- He told you he's worth millions of dollars, but he doesn't have cash for
the coat check on valet because his mother handles all his money.
- He tells you he's dated models and actress all his life -- and you work
for a bank.
- He goes to kiss you and saliva drools down his chin.
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